Dear Sister,

That tomboy phase meant you missed out on some major girl stuff.

But you also missed out on minor things: the toys and music and TV that us millennial girls experienced.

To remedy this, I created the content equivalent of a pink hole. Dive into its fluffy event horizon and fill in the gaps in your femucation.

The first dive is based on a film I loved…. and the phrase I still use to this day (sad, I know! )